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gaysociallink:

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LIKE WHY DOES BOTW HAVE ONE SAVE SLOT? LITERALLY EVEN THE ORIGINAL ZELDA HAD SAVE SLOTS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING

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I know! An open-world 2017 title with only one slot of data? Ridiculous! Not at all like that Elder Scrolls Game, Skyrim. I heard that its got tons of available save slots, despite being released in 2011! I also heard that it’s being released on the Nintendo Switch, with the costume of the protagonist of Breath of the Wild. That all sounds great, but when you think about it, doesn’t that mean there’s no reason to play the new Zelda over Skyrim?

gee wiz that sure does sound swell mister

Wait A Minute

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algo-hermoso:

ingtarwolf:

turnipfritters:

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

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hyrude:

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

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pyronoid-d:

scrungo:

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

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on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

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The Director: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Magnus: Yes.

The Director: I was hula hooping. Angus and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Magnus: Oh my god.

The Director: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Magnus: Why are you telling me this?

The Director: Because no one will ever believe you.

Magnus: You sick son of a bitch.


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